I spoke with bravado of walking into Chase and demanding that they dispense an amount of cash to me equal to the amount of money contained within my account. As I drove past the branch, there was one woman standing on the corner with a sing that said “Stop funding corporate greed, withdraw your funds.” I went to roll my window down and shout at her with my support, but I had a plastic fork in my hand, which I was holding afer having puchase a big-size Whole Bowl (vegan style), and was unable to simultaneously make a left turn and roll down my window and shout all in one fluid motion.

Needless to say, I failed to actually go to the bank and transfer my funds.

But, I wrote some middleware.